I first bought this guitar when I was 24 because I was trying to get girls. Unexpectedly I discovered you need to learn these filthy things called “chords” to even get their attention. After many bloody fingers and one almost needing amputated. I finally learned the Am chord. With this I was able to marry my wife and have 9 1/2 kids. This is where our review takes a dark turn. One day my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Even thought I almost learned WonderWall by Oasis. She took 8 1/3 of my beautiful children and my D string. Slowly after this my doctor found a lump. I am currently writing this with 6 days left to live and my final wish is for nobody to buy this cursed piece of capooi. PS this guitar only made my gambling, meth, alcohol, heroine, nicotine, potassium, fluoride, H20, Oxegen, and drug addiction worse. This also made me racist, homophobic, homeless, limbless, skinless and Jewish. Other than that, great guitar although you may be able to get more bang for your buck in meth. Would recommend for anyone who’s already experiencing these things.🙂
